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Stove Top stuffing selling Thanksgiving dinner trousers

Stove Top stuffing selling Thanksgiving dinner trousers

And there was a time, a lot later in life than I should probably admit, that I would make Stove Top just because.

"Stove Top has created Thanksgiving Dinner Pants: comfortable, stretch-waisted pants with a little bit of Stove Top style", Stove Top said in a November 13 press release.

Just in time for Thanksgiving, the stuffing-in-a-box company has unveiled truly horrifying stretchy pants that allow you to stuff your gob with as much food as you want without worrying about busting a button.

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Stove Top released a parody video to its YouTube page Monday to help promote the "Thanksgiving Dinner Pants".

Stuffing or potatoes? You can have both comfortably if you're wearing a pair of Stove Top stuffing's new expandable trousers, introduced Monday and flawless for Thanksgiving-dinner overeaters. They come in a maroon color with stuffing patterns on the pockets and waistband, and range from size small to extra large.

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Stove Top says they will donate $10,000 to Feeding America.